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Monday, August 31, 2009

ABC VIDEO: Ancient Scottish Music

Mo Cinneadh Agus Mo Chairdean:

Here is a VIDEO of a televised report aired on the ABC NEWS network program, GOOD MORNING AMERICA.

Over five hundred years old, this ancient music was discovered in a secret code carved into a stone on the ceiling of the king's bedchamber in a castle in Scotland.

It has been decoded and performed by a man plucking it on the Celtic harp.

This coming Saturday, I plan to don my kilt and drive over to Great Meadow, in The Plains, Virginia to attend the annual VIRGINIA SCOTTISH GAMES AND FESTIVAL.

It'll be my first time attending that event.

Slainte mhath!

Is Mise Le Meas,

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Sunday, August 30, 2009

INCIDENT IN DEARBORN, MICHIGAN

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Here is a video, "ARAB FESTIVAL 2009 SHARIA IN THE US?", recorded on 21 June 2009, at the FOURTEENTH ANNUAL DEARBORN ARAB INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL, in Dearborn, Michigan, by the ACTS 17 APOLOGETICS organization.

It's on the YOU TUBE web site, and was posted on the FACEBOOK web site by William Gheen, of Raleigh, North Carolina, the president of Americans for Legal Immigration Political Action Committee (ALIPAC).

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Honoring Mary Jo Kopechne

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

At the funeral of Private First Class Edward Moore Kennedy, United States Army (1951 - 1953), I wonder if anyone will be carrying signs that say, "REMEMBER MARY JO KOPECHNE!", or maybe carrying signs displaying a large photograph of Mary Jo Kopechne?

It pleases me to see our nation honoring the memory of Mary Jo Kopechne by lowering our flag to half staff.

Why else would that flag be at half staff?

Forty years is a long time to wait for justice, isn't it?

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400


NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

OATH KEEPERS

ATTENTION!!! Soldiers, Sailors, Marines, Airmen, Military Veterans, and Peace Officers:

Remember the sacred oath we all publicly swore before our God to uphold and defend the CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

No one has ever released us from the obligations of that sacred sworn oath.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

FREE PIZZA Today, if - - - ?

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Do you own a Chevrolet Camaro, or do you know someone who does?

If you do, then you, or they, get a FREE PIZZA today, Wednesday 26 August 2009, from Papa John's Pizza!

It's all because John Schnatter, the founder and owner of Papa John's Pizza, is celebrating having recovered his long lost black striped gold 1971 Chevrolet Camaro Z-28, which he was forced to sell in 1983, in order to save his father's failing business.

According to the report published at the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS web site, he used the $2,800.00 from selling the car to purchase equipment to begin selling pizzas from a broom closet in his father's bar.

Today, Papa John's is the third largest pizza vendor in the World, and is worth $750 million.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400


NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Sunday, August 23, 2009

HILARIOUS TELEVISION COMMERCIAL ! ! !

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************** WARNING!!! ************

This dangerously illegal and immoral subversive underground resistance message is being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronic Reconnaissance (i.e., B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.) as part of a coordinated official clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., N.A.Z.I.) and the Commission On Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., C.O.M.M.I.E.).

Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined!

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space: 

For the best effect, please be sure to enjoy watching this hilarious video recording of a television commercial for BEAR MOUNTAIN SPORTS in Bakersfield, California, that I just now received in my e-mail, which has been scanned for potential viruses.



I reckon this is a spoof of those ridiculous ADT television commercials advertising home alarm systems, where the intruders break in, hear the alarm, and run away, and the alarm company telephones the home to assure them that they're sending someone to help.

Yeah, like that's really going to happen in real life!

When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400


NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

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Friday, August 21, 2009

AFRH WiFi

Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

This afternoon, I went downstairs to the PX to get my free candy bar, and then sat down in the Canteen to see if I could access the Internet with my Toshiba Satellite notebook computer.

Sure enough, after a little experimenting, the Ol' Soldiers' Home's new WiFi signal gave me unlimited access to the Internet.

Unfortunately, I cannot get that WiFi signal in my room.

My computer does detect several other WiFi signals in my room, but they're all encrypted, so I'm unable to use any of them.

So, I reckon I'll have to keep paying lots of money to Comcast, for the convenience of having a high speed connection to the Internet in my room.

But, our new WiFi hotspots might be useful to any visitors we might have.

It's too bad the administration here at the Soldiers' Home won't direct the WiFi signals into our rooms, for that would sure save us residents a lot of money.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400


NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."

Monday, August 17, 2009

We Can ALL Be Rich!!!

***** WARNING!!! *****

This dangerously illegal and immoral subversive underground resistance message is being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronic Reconnaissance (i.e., B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.) as part of a coordinated official clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., N.A.Z.I.) and the Commission On Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., C.O.M.M.I.E.).

Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined!

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

While recently shopping at Wal-Mart, it occurred to me that much of what we have to pay for products is determined by the store's losses due to shoplifting.

Can you imagine how much lower all of the prices would be if there was no shoplifting, misappropriation, or embezzlement?

Then, we could all easily afford to purchase a great deal more.

If we enforced our Constitution of the United States, which would drastically reduce the size and power of federal government, we could all become much wealthier individuals.

Abolishing our current penal codes, and instituting the judicial system of Ancient Israel would further reduce unnecessary public expenses.

The current penal system is an obvious failure, as indicated by the increase in career criminal activity, and continuing construction of more prisons.

If each of us were to truly become our brother's keeper, then we wouldn't need as many professional police officers, firefighters, ambulance crews, or prisons.

After all, every responsible citizen would be safety conscious, armed, and trained in basic survival skills.

Boy, oh boy, we could all be rolling in money!

We could be rich beyond our wildest dreams, if only we were all truly honest citizens.


Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."


I've Been Away

***** WARNING!!! *****

This dangerously illegal and immoral subversive underground resistance message is being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronic Reconnaissance (i.e., B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.) as part of a coordinated official clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., N.A.Z.I.) and the Commission On Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., C.O.M.M.I.E.).

Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined!

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

Well, folks, I'm now safely back in my comfortable little room at the Old Soldiers' Home, although I am VERY tired, and still recuperating.

As some of you may know, I took a sudden trip out West to assist a friend who underwent some serious surgery.

At his request, he will remain anonymous, as he is concerned the government is watching me, and may soon arrest me, due to my widely published opinions indicating my support for night riding vigilante justice and a violent armed revolution to restore our lost republic.

But, it was good therapy for me, travelling around the country, and getting some sunshine, as I spend too much time on this computer, which isn't healthy.

In my haste to get there, I became a traffic hazard, as I was frequently falling asleep at the wheel, and weaving all over the highway.

I'm just too old to keep doing the stuff I did when I was younger, such as nonstop driving day and night, for thousands of miles.

When I got there, I was so exhausted, I couldn't even perform my duties properly.

However, there wasn't a lot of stuff for me to worry about, as my responsibilities were minimal, and I had the place all to myself, except for the dog and cat.

Being in a remote rural area, I couldn't use my computer, unless I drove into town to access the Internet at the county library.

I did have a terrible disaster when setting up my Meade ETX-60 telescope for star gazing.

The telescope slipped off of the tripod and out of my hands, flipping through the air, and crashing onto the concrete pavement.

It was a very expensive computer driven telescope, and there's no possible way I'll ever have enough money to replace it.

Maybe, sometime in the distant future, I'll invest in purchasing a simple refractor telescope, or a reflector telescope.

I enjoyed attending services at the local ward of The Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter-day Saints while I was there, something I miss here at the Old Soldiers' Home, largely due to the anti-white racial animosity so prevalent throughout the District of Columbia megalopolis.

While travelling, I discovered the refreshing treat of a soft vanilla ice cream cone at Dairy Queen and McDonald's drive-ins.

Boy, oh boy, do I love those ice cream cones!

On my return journey, I took my sweet time, pausing at highway rest stops to walk around, or to take naps.

I would either stretch out on the floor of my pickup truck's cargo bed, or lie on the lawn at the rest stop, and snooze for an hour or two.

I love railroad trains, and my route allowed me the pleasure of seeing a few freight trains and one passenger train.

I had hoped to visit my biological siblings in Oklahoma, but I had too little money left to chance any side trips.

While driving in Iowa, I saw a billboard advertisement for the Danish Immigrant Museum, and stopped to visit it, as my biological maternal grandparents emigrated from Denmark to settle in Wyoming.

I bought myself a couple of souvenir T-shirts, touting my Viking heritage.

When passing through the Youngstown, Ohio area, I discovered WNIO-AM 1390 on my radio, which I am now listening to on my computer, as I'm typing this.

What great old music!

Use your own computer to tune in to that station, and I guarantee you'll like it.

I arrived back at the Soldiers' Home a little after midnight, unloaded my truck, and unpacked my bags.

Fortunately, I still had a little money left, which I needed to replace my worn out cowboy boots.

So, I placed my order on the Internet at Sheplers Western clothing for two pairs of my favorite black suede leather roughout "1848"-style pointed toe boots.

I still have to go collect my accumulation of "snail" mail from our Post Office down in the basement of this dormitory.

Also, since I have plenty of goodies in my room, with a microwave oven and a refrigerator, I haven't yet been to the mess hall to learn who's passed away during my absence.

Alas, I suspect the police will soon be knocking on my door, arresting me for a hit and run accident.

While I was driving my pickup truck out in Utah, I ran over a cattle guard, and then left the scene.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Official Bard of Clan Henderson
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C. 20011-8400

NOTE: "My unpopular and controversial personal opinions are independent of my Scottish clan."