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Monday, December 31, 2012

GET THEM BEFORE THEY GET US ! ! !

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

These photographs were posted at the WESTERN RIFLE SHOOTERS ASSOCIATION web site.


I will not identify the sources, but at least a couple of patriots have stated their intentions are to ambush the Transportation Security Administration and/or the Department of Homeland Security agents who conduct these flagrantly illegal random checkpoints in violation of our unalienable rights and of our divinely inspired Constitution of the United States of America.

The civil war is HERE, folks, NOW, TODAY, and our own government, both Republicans and Democrats, initiated it with the U.S.A. P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act, the National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2012, and the proposed Enemy Expatriation Act (currently in committee at the United States House of Representatives).

 

Are you scared?

Are you upset? 

Well, you certainly SHOULD be!!!

Thank you.

1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311 

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Sunday, December 30, 2012

"AULD LANG SYNE" 2012

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Here's a bit of the Gaelic for you.

For the best effect, please enjoy viewing my homemade amateur video recording in "FULL SCREEN" mode.




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Saturday, December 29, 2012

FULL MOON OVER BILOXI

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space: 

Here are two (02) color photographs, in JPEG format, totalling 772 kilobytes, of the full moon rising over Biloxi, Mississippi. 

For a larger view, please click on the photographs.



I apologize that the photographs aren't better quality, but I'm experimenting, and still learning, plus unfortunately, my equipment is now comparitively obsolete.

One thing I've learned is that I must use my tripod when taking photographs at night, for my hands aren't steady enough.

Also, I learned how to use the proper setting on my KODAK "EASY SHARE" Z710 zoom lens digital camera, which has 7.1 megapixels of resolution, for taking photographs at night.

Furthermore, my camera has a zoom lens, which I should remember to USE once in a while, huh?

These photographs were taken while I was standing on the balcony of my personal quarters, which are located at the extreme North end of the Seventh Floor on the East side of Tower "C" at the Armed Forces Retirement Home in Gulfport, Mississippi.

As time goes by, I hope my photographic efforts will improve. 

Thank you. 

John Robert Mallernee 
Armed Forces Retirement Home 
1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311 
Gulfport, Mississippi  39507
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POST SCRIPT:

Gosh, gee whillikers, I sure wish you folks could be here right now to see what all I'm seeing.

It's almost overwhelming!

Yes, it's late at night here in Gulfport, Mississippi, and I just walked out onto my balcony to see a train I could hear coming.

Boy, oh boy, what I saw was a whole lot more!

There's the full moon above.

There's the lit skyline of Biloxi and Keesler Air Force Base in Mississippi.

To my right, there were the lights of a large aircraft over the Gulf of Mexico approaching Gulfport-Biloxi International Airport for a landing.

To my left, was the choo choo train - - - , oh, not just ANY choo choo train - - - , but a freight train being pulled by two (02) CSX locomotives hauling - - - MILITARY cargo and MILITARY vehicles from Mobile, Alabama to New Orleans, Louisiana!

Boy, oh boy, oh boy, what an eyeful, huh?

But, because of the darkness, even if my camera were set up, it would be too dark to record a video of the passing freight train from my balcony.
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Here's my latest photograph, taken Sunday 30 December 2012, in which I mounted the camera on my MX2000 tripod:


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MY NEW WHEELCHAIR

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space: 

For the best effect, please be sure and view this SLIDE SHOW consisting of photographs of my brand new wheelchair issued to me yesterday in Biloxi, Mississippi by the Veterans Administration Gulf Coast Veterans Health Care System, in "FULL SCREEN" mode.


 
It is brand spanking new, right off the lot, fresh from the factory, and custom built, with zero mileage on the odometer, unlicensed, unregistered, illicit, illegal, unhealthy, and immoral.


It is my high performance, amphibious, all wheel drive, air droppable, automatic, systematic, ultramatic, hydromatic, pneumatic, flexomatic, outlaw "GREASED LIGHTNIN'" chick magnet!
 


 
Yeah, Baby, we're racin' for "pinks", and I am YOUR bad, bad, baaaad, evil, wicked boy!


As soon as I get paid, I'll order some goodies from the US CAVALRY web site, the CHEAPER THAN DIRT web site, and the AMAZON web site, so I can militarize this vehicle for combat operations in the field.

Hmmmm - - - , now, how am I going to mount a Confederate Battle Flag on this thing?

Displaying a "BONNY BLUE FLAG" would be REALLY neat!

Most folks who ignorantly evince their hatred for the Confederate Battle Flag, are easily fooled, having no idea what they're looking at when they see a "BONNY BLUE FLAG", for they don't know its history or what it represents.

I was just looking at the PARALYZED VETERANS OF AMERICA web site.

Membership is FREE, and they have a chapter right here in Gulfport, Mississippi.

For years before I got this wheelchair, I used to constantly receive gifts and solicitations from the PARALYZED VETERANS OF AMERICA, which made me wonder (and I still do) - - - ,

"What is it they seemed to know that I didn't?"

At the time, I thought the injury to my back while serving in the United States Army was a minor thing.

On the other hand, my officially designated physician, Doctor Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, a veteran of the United States Army from Crabapple Cove, Maine, who served for over ten years during the Korean War (from 1972 until 1983), and presently is on the Gold Team at our local Veterans Administration Gulf Coast Veterans Health Care System, says I have a bad back, that I will ALWAYS be in pain, and that he can't give me anything stronger than the medication he's already prescribed.



In the past few weeks, Dr. Pierce's had the hospital staff doing all sorts of x-rays, scans, and tests.

Personally, because of the numbness in my fingertips, plus the spasms and contractions in my legs, with my legs collapsing on me, combined with my relatively rapid deterioration, I suspect the early stages of Creutzfeldt-Jacob Disease.

I can only HOPE that my suspicions are wrong, but - - - ,

Sure as Sam Hill shootin', SOMETHING ain't right!

Xin loi.

By the way, up until now, I've been a bit concerned about my burial expenses, because I have no insurance, except for accidental death, et cetera.

However, thanks to recent public reactions to announcements by President Obama (or whoever he is), Vice President Biden, Senator Feinstein, et alii, of their planned impending violations of our divinely inspired Constitution of the United States of America and our unalienable rights that we were born with, some of my personal property has suddenly and dramatically increased in value.

So, after my demise, whoever shows up here to claim my belongings, will find there is more than enough to have me properly laid to rest, with probably a comfortably good chunk of change left over.

I just wish I could be there to enjoy seeing the fight over who's going to eventually get my stuff!

NOLLAIG CHRIDHEIL AGUS BLIADHNA MHATH UR ! ! ! 

(Pronounced, "Nol-leek Kree-yell ah-gus Blee-ah-nah Vah Oor", that is Scottish Gaelic, literally meaning, "Christmas Hearty and Year Good New!") 

GOOD HOGMANAY ! ! ! 

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee  
Armed Forces Retirement Home 
1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311 
Gulfport, Mississippi  39507

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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

YEARS AGO - - -

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Years ago, I used to be an actor on the stage in local community theatre plays.

But, can you believe it?

As the paddy wagon was hauling me away, the cops said I was "a bad actor"!

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GUESS WHAT I JUST NOW SAW?

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Boy, oh boy, oh boy, but guess what I just saw, several minutes ago, before my computer totally froze up, preventing me from IMMEDIATELY creating this post?

Golly, gee whillikers, but I sure wish I'd had my camera and tripod set up on my balcony.

I watched a northbound mixed manifest freight train being pulled by two (02) CSX diesel locomotives, from New Orleans, Louisiana to Mobile, Alabama.

Nothing much unusual about that, huh?

Well, the lead locomotive was - - - good ol' engine NUMBER ONE ! ! !

Ain't that something?

For a larger view,
please click on the photograph.
Now, I don't know anything about how railroad locomotives are numbered, but seeing a "1" painted on the side of the cab HAS to be something especially rare, don't you reckon?

Anyway, I'd better get myself cleaned up and dressed, so I can grab my teeth and keep my appointment with our dentist here at the Armed Forces Retirement Home in Gulfport, Mississippi.

Those front teeth broke off about a week ago, and the dentist thinks he might be able to do something, such as building a "Maryland bridge".

For the best effect, please watch this brief instructional video in "FULL SCREEN" mode.



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A DESPERATELY URGENT TIME SENSITIVE APPEAL ! ! !

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

It's almost NEW YEAR'S EVE ! ! !

I just now had a BRILLIANTLY psychotic idea!

In anticipation of Christmas, I spent several months growing these whiskers, so I could look like Santa Claus.

Don't you reckon it would be a downright dirty shame if I didn't get at least one more really good use out of it before I trim it?

Well, next Monday night is NEW YEAR'S EVE, and as you might have guessed, there'll be a DANCE in the Community Center Room here at the Armed Forces Retirement Home in Gulfport, Mississippi, from 1930 Hours until 2330 Hours.

So, here's my desperately urgent, time sensitive appeal to you (and/or whoever).

I need a baby, a genuine kicking, squalling, naked, hooman bean baby.

I'm thinking I could put on my big ol' bathrobe, which reaches clear to the floor, and at some point, unannounced, hobble painfully into the dance, repeatedly glancing at the open pocket watch I'd be holding in one hand, while using my other hand to hold my great big wooden walking stick (which Highlanders call a "cromach") for support.

Naturally, that's not appropriate attire for the dance, so everybody would be hootin' and hollerin' and demanding I leave - - - IMMEDIATELY!

Well, along about that time, here would come proud Mama (whoever she might be) showing off that alternately frightened and/or curious newborn hooman bean.

Why, I reckon the crowd would figure that out, and just go plumb wild, don't you?

Also, it being New Year's Eve, I desperately need a large glass ball (or some other equally dangerously heavy and easily smashable object) to drop from my seventh floor balcony, where I plan to watch the distant fireworks being set off along the beach by the casinos in Biloxi.

So, do you have a BABY lying around, handy?

Can you e-mail the messy, bawling critter, or maybe have it delivered by parachute from a passing United States Air Force C-130 "Hercules" aircraft?

We've got to have it here pretty darn quick.

We'll only need the wee bairn for just a very few minutes of utter pandemonium and holy terror.

Afterwards, the thoroughly traumatized hooman bean offspring can be discarded - - - or whatever.

There's plenty of nearby bayous with bunches of loose alligators.

Thank you, and - - - ,

NOLLAIG CHRIDHEIL AGUS BLIADHNA MHATH UR ! ! ! 

(Pronounced, "Nol-leek Kree-yell ah-gus Blee-ah-nah Vah Oor", that is Scottish Gaelic, literally meaning, "Christmas Hearty and Year Good New!") 

 John Robert Mallernee
Armed Forces Retirement Home 
1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311 
Gulfport, Mississippi  39507 

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Tuesday, December 25, 2012

I BECOME SANTA CLAUS ! ! !

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space: 

At the urging of Russell Henderson, who is the editor of "AN CANACH", the quarterly newsletter of Scotland's ancient and honorable Clan MacEanruig, I decided to put on my Santa Claus garb long enough to take a photograph. 

For a much larger view,
please click on the photograph.
I used my KODAK "EASY SHARE" Z710 zoom lens digital camera, which has a resolution of 7.1 megapixels, mounted on my MX-2000 tripod.

I actually took two (02) photographs, but for some reason, the second one was dark and blurry, so I discarded it.

If you've ever priced a traditional Santa Claus costume, then you know they're VERY expensive, and often shoddily made.

So, since I exist from month to month on a very meager disability retirement pension, it was quite impractical to purchase a regular Santa Claus outfit.

Instead, I used the Internet to purchase red sweat pants and a really huge red hoodie.

I already had a Santa Claus cap, a nice pair of black suede leather moccasin boots, plus a nice Scottish military belt that I normally wear with my kilt, to attach my sword and dirk.

All I had to do was put it all together, hang the jingle bells from my belt, grab the great walking stick (Highlanders call it a "cromach"), and voila, I am SANTA CLAUS, with REAL whiskers!!!

Boy, oh boy, oh boy, but even without any snow on the ground, I had a WONDERFUL Christmas!

I sure hope you did, too.

You should have seen the bodacious FEAST they gave us in our mess hall today!

Wow!

By the way, even though I've waited all my life to be able to play Santa Claus, I doubt I'll be able to do it for very long, if at all.

You see, I'm hurting REAL bad, and can hardly stand or walk.

The local VA Medical Center has been running some tests, and this coming Friday, when I go in for more X-rays, they're going to measure me for a wheelchair.

I always thought all wheelchairs were the same size.

Anyway, Santa Claus doesn't sit in a wheelchair, and as far as I know, neither does a Highlander clad in a kilt.

So, I reckon I won't ever get to participate in any Scottish or Celtic festivities, either.

I don't know why, but the doctor says I will ALWAYS be in pain, and nothing stronger than what I'm already taking can be prescribed.

Oh, before I forget, I just checked the statistics at my own personal web site, "OUR ETERNAL STRUGGLE", and as of this date, over one hundred and thirty thousand folks from all around the globe have looked at MY web site!

Can you BELIEVE that?

Wow!

A mere one hundred and thirty thousand ain't very much compared to other folks' web sites, but I still think it's pretty astounding, since I ain't famous, never amounted to much, and don't really know a whole lot about anything.

Thus, I'm feeling rather flattered - - - and honored.

So, thank you, and - - - , 

MERRY CHRISTMAS ! ! !

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Saturday, December 22, 2012

WHAT DOES CHRISTMAS MEAN TO YOU?

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For the best effect, please watch this video in "FULL SCREEN" mode, and then click on the Internet link to visit the "MORMON CHRISTMAS" web site.



"God bless us, everyone!"

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CHRISTMAS IN MY ROOM

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Welcome to a video tour of my personal quarters, Room C737, at the Armed Forces Retirement Home in Gulfport, Mississippi.

For the best effect, please be sure and enjoy watching this homemade amateur video recording in "FULL SCREEN" mode.



I recorded this homemade amateur video at approximately 1600 Hours on Sunday 25 November 2012, using my hand held Kodak "Easy Share" Z710 zoom lens digital camera, in "VIDEO" mode, with a resolution of 7.1 megapixels.

Here is a slide show of ALL of my photographs of the Armed Forces Retirement Home in Gulfport, Mississippi, which for the best effect, I encourage you to watch in "FULL SCREEN" mode.



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MY CHRISTMAS CAROLS

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

For the best effect, please be sure and enjoy watching, in "FULL SCREEN" mode, this automated video series of ME (!) performing some of my favorite Christmas carols, as I accompany myself by strumming simple chords on my Yamaha G-130A classical guitar.



For your sing-along pleasure, here are the lyrics to "NOLLAIG CHRIDHEIL", the Scottish Christmas carol which I composed.
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"NOLLAIG CHRIDHEIL"

Words and Music by:
JOHN ROBERT MALLERNEE 


Thursday 05 November 2004
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Washington, D.C.  20011-8400 


VERSE # 1:
Nollaig Chridheil!
Christmas bells are ringing.
Scotland's wee ones
Run merrily at play.
Nollaig Chridheil!
Everybody's singing,
For Iosa Criosd
Was born on Christmas Day! 


CHORUS:
Clanna nan Alba
Seinn Nollaig aimsir.
Children of Scotland
Sing of Christmas time.
Shona is dream uile.
Everyone is happy.
Cluig Nollaig bheir seinn.
Christmas bells will chime. 


VERSE # 2:
Nollaig Chridheil!
Throughout the misty islands,
Clansmen and kith
Will gather, far and near.
Nollaig Chridheil!
It's time for feasts and stories.
Even furry beasties
Love this time of year. 


VERSE # 3:
Nollaig Chridheil!
Our Christmas fire is cheering.
Outside the door,
The wintry winds are cold.
Nollaig Chridheil!
Opening our Bible,
Wee ones listen closely
While the tale is told.

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Thank you.

1800 Beach Drive, Unit 311 

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CHRISTMAS DEVOTIONAL

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Here is a very special Christmas message from The Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter-day Saints (i.e., the "Mormon" church).

For the best effect, please be sure and enjoy reverently watching this Christmas Devotional service in "FULL SCREEN" mode.



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Wednesday, December 12, 2012

OOPS!

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For the best effect, please be sure and watch this hilarious Christmas automated video series and slide show in "FULL SCREEN" mode.





This is (or was?) located on Tom and Alice Blair's farm, between Easton and Saint Michaels, Maryland, near the Oak Creek Bridge on MD 33.

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